Oh what fun we had!!!!! People questioned, “Are you French? You speak it so well!” or “Are you Egyptimagician? You know so much of Egypt’s history!” And I’d touché, “Do I appear as a Pierre or a Tutankhamun?!”

Mais non! I may spray over the symphony of the French tongue (a romance language, as is Romanian, surprise surprise) but I am mixed breed, the sprightly child of a Persian Prince (Shazdeh) and (ripley believe me or not) a common though irresistibly embraceable Calico alleycat from the toxic dump streets of Jersey City. But I am, make no milkshake, a Prince.