Perchance these preternatural Weapons of Mass Destruction never existed, that’s what newsmakers are crackering about. But is that really news? Perhaps it’s presumptuous (sumptuous) of me - a latchkey black-and-white tabby - to query but didn’t you or one of your thinking buddies or sexy dates have a tinkle of a notion, monsoons ago, that chunky Saddam possessed no WMDs and Curious George was performing lies again as he tap danced on WMDs of his own? If George lied on election day, why not today? Let’s bid the phrase “WMD” farewell as we send it speedily down the commode. Squirt.