Thumby rumbas to “In Da Club” by Fifty Cent and I giggle back to days when I directed her, Cornzee, and several other household members, in musicals that we exploded in our living room while my human mommy seesawed away at work… We’d splat a sign on the corner of Avenue B:
5 cents only! Please come see our production: "For The Love of Rumplestiltskin"

Oh we concocted so many plays: “Stephen King Takes A Vacation,” “The Old Testament in 15 Minutes,” “Bend it Like Fosse,” “The Yogi and the Taxman,” and the very successful, multicultural tragicomedy “I am IchibanHooHooSpartmo.”