The internet news tells of a bishop, who I’m inspired to call Bishop Drivel, who bamboozled a human with his car then spooshed away, saying “I thought I hit a cat or a doggie!”

Just recently, Drivel was charged with patting the heads of pettyfile priests then sending them to another church to do more. I prescribe that the humans lock Drivel in a cage at an animal shelter for 20 years. This shall teach him many things. And he’ll be able to graduate with a degree, perhaps honors, in how to distinguish between cat, doggie, and humanoid. Thank you.