I've got one paw in nirvana! As you all know (or don’t) I’ve been curtsying for a year, begging my human mommy for a Puffin, an orange-beaked, flying, swimming and flapping bird! So pickle this: Today mommy struts home with cereal, sent from her apparent cousin (I’m still confused about this matter), and it’s called Puffins! Douche the cereal, it’s the box that I’m all about. Along with noble puffins gracing its exterior, there’s a – get this - website address where one can adopt a live one! Now it’s just a spatter of time. I’m filling the bathtub with water.