Oooohh, more news from the internet news! Burly General Colon Powell has been crimsoning the international circuit. Yesterday he yaks for 3 minutes with a North Korean Ambassador named Ho. Today he launches a plane to a place that bears the most historically inappropriate name ever – the Holy Land. Hee hee. Tony, please.

On the puffin front, my tender hopes have been temporarily squished because 250 cereal boxtops are required for adoption! But I shan’t give up! I’m going to Ask Jeeves if he knows 250 humans who wouldn’t mind purchasing Puffin cereal then frisbeeing their boxtops over to me.