June 20, 2003
Lady Rowling:
As a child, did you plow dreams? Perchance you yearned to be the proud stepparent of a parakeet? And did you epiphany that one day you’d be crackerjacking so much money you wouldn’t know where to potter it? Certainly I jest, but I have a smolting query. Would you, with your tumescent bank account and apparent love of children, wish to purchase 250 boxes of Puffin cereal? Thanks, and please cache the boxtops! My puffin dreams moor themselves upon your shore.
Che
p.s. I’m fully peppered to care of my puffin. A bathtub jiggying with lukewarm water awaits
As a child, did you plow dreams? Perchance you yearned to be the proud stepparent of a parakeet? And did you epiphany that one day you’d be crackerjacking so much money you wouldn’t know where to potter it? Certainly I jest, but I have a smolting query. Would you, with your tumescent bank account and apparent love of children, wish to purchase 250 boxes of Puffin cereal? Thanks, and please cache the boxtops! My puffin dreams moor themselves upon your shore.
Che
p.s. I’m fully peppered to care of my puffin. A bathtub jiggying with lukewarm water awaits
