Well sharpshoot me purple! Today I straddled foreign press websites which alerted me that many African countries juggle daily with civil wars! I get hairballs when I consider that grave political jigsaws, such as those in the Congo, are practically ignored by U.S. reporters who, on the other paw, can’t stop snorkeling about “settlers” in Israel. “Settlers”? If words could sue, “settlers” would skivvy forty-two billion smackeroos from reporters who have completely chopsueyed its meaning! Yes, perhaps it’s delightful to huff and panfry words, but egregiously lying to the world with them engages another ballpark altogether.

I’m going to bed.