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August 29, 2003
"We paid our nineteen dollars we should be able to do what we want."
"He was nice, he gave me a Budweiser."
Son: "What's in a hotdog?" Father: "Lips and assholes."
"Yeah daddy, you paid your nineteen dollars, you should be able to do what you want." "You dropped your hotdog? You'll just have to eat the bun with ketchup on it."
"You should learn from him, he's been in jail four times, he must know how to work the system."
"Bring me the red cup! You don't know what's in it just pour it out and bring it here."