September 14, 2003
Today I saw the most astonishing invention the world has ever seen. It was called the portable Shark Steam Cleaner. The inventor, and his super model assistant, assured me that their portable steam machine was much more powerful than even a professional machine. This absolutely amazing machine, will clean any surface, and do it in no time flat. This machine had so much pressure that it amazed a crew of firemen. And with its explosive power, every customer that tried it was completely satisfied. The most unbelievable thing is that if I act now, I can get it for $160.00.