September 9, 2003
I began dating Janeane Garofalo. She wasn't with me when I went to see Paul Burt who was waiting for me at The Colony Pool that was stocked with College Park Pool pool furniture. In the crosswalk, a car hit me before I ever made it to the other curb. The senior citizen driving didn't yield to my abrasiveness when he got out. He was better at being bellicose than I, as were the other senior citizens who drove up to shout at me and run me over until I died. Together, they felt like the STAGESwritersBLOC personified. Fever dream.