October 25, 2003
Boredom is awfully destructive. Well, I guess that it is more accurate to say that destruction is an all-too-effective means of curing bordom. Huge pole... ten, maybe twelve feet long, propping the laundry room door shut. Rip off part of the bulletin board. Move cars so they can't get out of their parking spaces (unless they hit the neighboring BMW), take doors off their hinges - with hammers - at 5 in the morning - while people around you are trying to sleep. Metal on metal is NOT quiet. Run. Laugh. Wait until they go back to sleep. Do it again.