February 16, 2004
President's day. Celebrating both Abe and George. I suppose all the others too. Like Taft, best president by volume. Or Cleveland- only president to share his name with a muppet. The Johnson boys, presidents by the grace of an assassin's bullet- Andy himelf almost slain same night, if not for the magic of alcohol. Hoover, who gets the rap for the depression, and Roosevelt the younger, who gets the credit for pulling us out. Bill who felt my pain, and Cal who wouldn't mention it if he did. Ron, who won the cold war. Wonder who we'll celebrate next year?