April 2, 2004
I was the fool on the first. Got the Duffer so riled up he started shovin' me around. Stupid conservatives! Violence is their answer to everything. It was the conservatives that killed Jesus! This silly world is infatuated with bringing down the mighty and replacing them with idiocy. Look at Michael Jackson's career. So, I was loaded from smokin' the Crippler and drinking the Captain. Throw in a liter of Killian's, a half-liter of warm Asswiper Light and about 8 Miller Lite bottles…you get the idea. This escapade has led to sobriety, which will lead to drunkenness. One vicious cycle.