April 16, 2004
My quest to go an entire year without kissing a woman is going along smoothly. My lifetime ban on kissing dudes is in perfect order, as well. There is maybe one lass out there that can break my streak. Well, realistically, there are a few thousand. But I'm talking locally. Alright, there's more than one but only one I desire. The rest will come with inebriation and timing. A quiet Friday broods. The coming Saturday will be insane. An 80s party. Roll up the pants, get out the neon Chuck Taylors. I'll end up smoochin' some chick in leg warmers.