May 3, 2004
Perhaps last June you didn't have the bon chance of rickshawing into my 100 words, so let me explain that I'm a male tabby from Avenue B, New York City. I live with Cornzee (my rubenesque half sister), Thumby (a narcoleptic plastic doll child), Rumplestiltskin ('nuff said), and my human mommy.
Though I shishkabobbed many years in Paris studying to be become an Egyptologist, I'm most esteemed for producing numerous underground dance hits, the most recent being: "Boogie Eyes," "Night of the Shevardnadze's," "Scratch the Persian Rug," "Taxman at the Yogi's Door," "Pretty Little Troglodyte," and "Get Your Dander Off."
Though I shishkabobbed many years in Paris studying to be become an Egyptologist, I'm most esteemed for producing numerous underground dance hits, the most recent being: "Boogie Eyes," "Night of the Shevardnadze's," "Scratch the Persian Rug," "Taxman at the Yogi's Door," "Pretty Little Troglodyte," and "Get Your Dander Off."
