Today, on the news: The Passion of Condoleeza Rice…

Condi, oh Condi, she of many words and furrowed brows. Were that you were a man, would they so talketh to you in the manner that they did? Truly I say to thee, Condi talketh so mucheth but sayeth so verily littleth! This maketh me yearnst to tear up expensive leather sofas. Sadly, this charade goes on while humans die so that rich men's potbellies may spread out to greedier pastures…

Places to escape: Montana (housecat to some Freemen)? Alaska (the odds are good, but the goods are odd)? Canada (Ey)?