Today Thumby and I viewed The Sound of Music! Oh how it petroled my purrbox and harpooned my heart into mush! Raindrops from hoses and warm woolen kittens! Such a noble tale about a nun who's so good she gets to be "bad."

It merits two claws up, despite the plotholes. For I grew confused at the end when an abbess tells Maria she's not meant to spend her life in the service of God. Huh? I don't get it. After Baron Von Trapp sang Edelweiss I thought it was clearly established that he was God. I'm still confused. Huh?