Oh Easter! What a day - the catnip hunt and a reconnaissance tour of Chinatown in search of the mythic Bunny. Indeed my human mother claims she saw him (her?) there many Easters ago, doling out pastel-colored M & Ms.

Noble Easter Bunny. Yeti of Our Lower East Side. Abominable Sasquatch. We have the clues (M & Ms), there's been a supposed sighting (but was mommy space cadeting?), yet no certainties.

While searching, I tinkled with delight as I shnorkled some poor man's gold: chocolate. Being health conscious, I demanded nothing but Snickers- tender bars laden with peanuts, ergo protein.