L'il Bouzzini… He ridiculed us then loved us, like Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hyde, a comedy tragedy mask, a camera and a sock… But perchance this fueled us. He often taunted Gore-Lee-Leek (the physics student bear): "You think you're fuzzy, eh? Well, I'm much fuzzier! Ha!" This spurred Gore-Lee-Leek to invent The Fuzzometer, a marble of modern technology. As gargantuan to the animal realm as the computer has been to the humanoid species and speakeasies, it counts each sprig of one's fur, measures its thickness, and renders a precise calculation of fuzziness.

P.S.: Gore-Lee-Leek proved much fuzzier than Bouzzini. Much.