Perchance you're a millionaire? Male? A religious funnydamentalist? Or, if not religious, does its value in dumbing the heck out of the masses rev-up your purrbox? Have no children? Or, if yes, do you Not give a hooter about the make-believe economy and smoggified environment they're already huffing? Do you think it's all shits and giggles when people outside your lilliputian world suffer? Believe all animals should be stuffed?

Well, if can you answer "yes" to 4 or more of these questions then congratumutilations, you're part of the status quo! Yippee! Vote for Bush in '04.

I'm going to Mars.