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July 9, 2004
It's lovely, really, that after you have spurted and spewed and left a sticky, gooey mess all over my thighs, abdomen, and more, you jump up and fetch a towel. But don't you think it would be right if you mopped up the mess as well? If you'd take care to clean up what you left? Didn't your mother teach you anything? If you spilled a glass of milk on the breakfast table, did you run for the paper towel – only to hand it to your mother? (Oh, and P.S. didn't your mother tell you to dampen the towel first?)