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May 4, 2005
"you're such an asshole."
"no I'm not."
"yes are you are. what you did back there was total asshole move."
"If I'm an asshole, name five asshole things I've done."
"well, that, back there for one."
"I'll give you that one. you got four more."
"why do I have to name five?"
"everyone pulls asshole moves. if you can name five asshole-ish things someone did without thinking too hard, that shows a pattern of behavior."
"therefore that person is an asshole."
"yep. c'mon. four more things."
"… give me minute. I'll think of something."
"told you I wasn't an asshole."