April 6, 2007
About The Size Of It has concerns. College educated, About The Size Of It realizes that using a pronoun with out specifying an antecedent, creates ambiguity. Furthermore, anytime you begin a phrase, or even someone’s name with the word “About” you also create ambiguity. So About The Size Of It is a walking double ambiguity. And unlike a double negative, a double ambiguity does not cancel itself out. About The Size Of it can expect to spend her life searching for meaning in her life. She’s defined by ambiguity, and that’s about the size of it.