Sherry once received a poem from Jeffery - penned with an actual quill pen (with a HUGE ostrich plume) - wherein Jeffery actually used the line "You are the gnomon of my life." Followed by, "I live in the comforting shadow of your love."

Sherry had figured there was no future in the relationship when she learned that Jeffery had once been Midwest Regional President of The Freddie Jackson Fan Club.

The poem sealed his fate.

Besides, she could not abide men who spent more time in the mirror than she did. Furthermore he wore shoulder pads in his suits.