May 14, 2007
The suited man held a bible beside them, Chester and Petunia couldn’t wait to get unhitched. Petunia wouldn’t release Chester’s hand. Chester was stoned. His buddies fired him up in the lobby, passing a blue glass pipe in circular manner between them. When the ring was given to Chester he tried to put it on the pastor’s hand. Petunia grabbed at it, hurting the pastor, and in her rush slipped it on Chester’s pinky. Chester started laughing, which got his buddies to laughing. Petunia stomped her foot, broke her shoe heel, stumbled backward and landed in her father-in-law’s upholstered lap.