Things that are lost:

keys
bills
nail clippers
games
fizz
adventurers
jobs
opportunities
love
world-altering ideas, realized in the moment between
asleep and awake
innocence
souls
good humor
patience
Wednesdays
train of thought
data
eyesight
hearing
sensitivity
the remote contol(s)
power
wars
fingernails
joy
skin cells
shoes, on the side of the road
Barbie shoes
lens caps
game pieces
owner’s manuals
things done while incredibly drunk
packs of Post-It tabs
rings
pets
people
the ability to reproduce
what you just had in your hand five minutes ago
eyeglasses
holiday decorations
bottles of vanilla
Easter eggs the Easter Bunny allegedly hid