read
write
members
about
account

 

datedatememberrandomsearch

July 28, 2007
Francis, Lonely Town’s only law enforcement, is an alien from the planet Unozit. He was a lazy herdsman on his homeworld, looked down upon by his successful siblings. One day, he accidentally wandered into the hold of a spaceship with his cattle. The scientists owning the vehicle discovered him on an expedition to Earth and dropped his sorry ass in 19h century Montana. The expedition continued to Egypt, taking his beloved cattle. At first hated and feared by the townspeople of Lonely Town, he quickly became sheriff due to his water-squirting and fire-breathing abilities. Thus, he became Sheriff Alien Cowboy!