When I was on my way home from work today, I saw this woman dressed in red. She wasn't just dressed in it, she was bathed in it. Her skirt, top, purse, earrings and shoes were all exactly the same shade of red. I was waiting for her skirt to blow up enough for me to see what was underneath, because I'd have bet even money on her wearing panties the same shade of red as everything else on her person. Never did get a look at her face, but I bet she was wearing the same shade of lipstick.