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November 20, 2007
I ordered a roommate from craigslist in october. Sears arrived a week late , snotty, reeking of debt, with his sweater on inside-out and backwards. He had this horrible, peeling-face grin and three suitcases full of porn, cigarette smoke and pencil-thin jeans. He tricked on my sofa, (this was the whorehouse in Utah), and peed on codyís couch on Thanksgiving. He drank like an asshole and was probably on meth. When he disappeared at Christmas i wasnít surprised by his leaving, nor eager to get him back.

Heís still the only police report iíve ever had to file.