It’s nighttime. I’m at my sister’s house, but I decide to leave. My sister’s asleep, her baby girl in her child’s bed across the room from her.

I tiptoe downstairs, and enter a landing with three doors leading off of it. The doors have rounded lintels, and are painted Kelly green, the walls a glossy aquamarine. It looks like the home of a hobbit.

I open one of the doors, and a squat wizard woman appears. She wants to harm the baby, so I point my finger at her and zap her.

Zap, zap, zap! We duel, and I win.