February 17, 2008
"Jeff used to be such a madman, those were the days, eh? He used to do these crazy art things in malls and shit, you know. Now he's making downpayments on a condo, now he's staying home at nights. I remember him getting arrested for 'vandalism.' It's not like he was hurting anyone! Why can't the cops leave us rads alone? So anyway, he's all domesticated and shit. I even heard he's got a big tv. Sigh! I remember, one time, he violently raped me. I was, like, bleeding and everything. Now he's, like, someone's dad. What happens to people?"