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February 25, 2008
The discovery of a bone in the wooded area beyond the creek that separates my parents’ property into two sections leads me to believe this is either hallowed land or the site of an unsolved murder. I wish I’d spent my allowance on a magnifying glass instead of another Archies comic book, so I could better indulge my forensic notions. I cannot decide which I fancy myself more in this situation – archaeologist or detective – but either way, my important work would benefit from a magnifying glass. Really, though, anyone’s naked eye can tell my discovery is just someone’s KFC discard.