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February 16, 2008
Every once in a while, I think it might be fun to have a kid. But then I remember that kids have this horrible habit of getting older and taller and eventually composing compound sentences, all of which leads to nothing but trouble. All I really want a kid for, anyway, is to dress him or her up.

So, lacking a kid, my cat gets to try on all the cute outfits I buy on sale at Baby Gap. She’s not too fond of the “onesies”, but she does like little pants that snap up the insides of the legs.