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July 20, 2008
Getting a job requires experience. Solid experience, often a year or two, and proof on top of that. Getting a job requires working full-time, being a team player, being extroverted and service-minded; it involves early mornings and late nights, involves changing the diapers of seniors, flipping burgers while your friends snicker at you, serving cocktails to ungrateful brats. A job demands that you are dedicated, honest, not afraid of being verbally abused, not afraid of being assigned the shitty shifts. It involves being creative in the right ways, and having a big smile, and a small, tight butt.