I like to live my life by the words of a “great novel”. It will go down in history as one of “mankind’s greatest works”. Also, I hate quotation marks used around words to make them “ironic” or “sarcastic”. But I’ll do it anyway.

As I was saying, I like to live my life by the words of ‘Oh, the Places You’ll Go!’ by Dr. Seuss. Everyone always laughs when I tell them that. And then I tell them to go home and read it. Really read it. And think it.

And then, they don’t laugh anymore.

They understand it.