Why would someone make a game as hard as Link II: The Legend of Zelda. Is there anyone on Earth that’s actually beat that game not using cheats? It’s crazy. I want to beat it, but it’s like the hardest game on Earth. They should make that a test for becoming President of the United States because that has to be an amazing use of ‘strategery”.

Speaking of tests to become president, they should make it a rule that the president has to win 15 different games of Risk against some random smart guy. And then 2 games of Chess.