Reading, writing, chess, chests, eating, sleeping, eliminating waste, country music (seriously folks), sports, outdoors, surfing the net, time with the family, and, of course, laughing. Hardy fucking har. Lately I have been talking to myself but in languages I can't understand. I thought I had it going on when it was really coming off. I have been wearing burlap on my head at night. I tried to resurrect the dead with a curling iron. I fell asleep while taking a nap yesterday. I enjoy building Chinese hand puppets for the hearing impaired. I read fortune cookies and check for accuracy. Sometimes when I'm bored I sit inside the refrigerator and pretend I'm a bottle of ketchup. I like to go to a busy corner inside a mall and direct traffic. Occasionally I'll lock myself in the trunk of my car and scream that I'm being kidnapped. I particularly enjoy eating burritos and refried beans, anticipating the results.