“Look George, I know it’s you. You always call at 3am.”
“Oh, sorry. Listen Tone, the war’s over.”
“It is? Did we win?”
“O’course we did. We decided that weeks ago.”
“Yes, of course. Look, what happens now?”
“Well, somehow our oil got under their soil. Dunno how, but we sure should get it back now.”
“Ye-es. France and Russia won’t like that much though.”
“Let me be honest with you Tone, I’ve never trusted France. Shirak. Irak. There has to be a connection.
“Like Iraq and Al-Qaeda both have ‘Q’s in?”
“They do? Hey wait…”
1. “Join” Europe.
In fact, while we’re on the subject, if I ruled the world, I would ban any sort of border controls, total freedom of movement and trade. If you don’t like where you are, just leave. Try and rid the world of any concept of nationalism and patriotism, and make a United States of the World. Cultural differences would endure, sure, but this idiotic sense of “endangering national sovereignty” would be gone. If you identify yourself only as British, American, Indian, Chilean, you are limiting yourself to microscopic proportions.