Swine flu. Swine flew. Swine flu flew.
Itís also called hog flu, pig flu, pork flu, sausage flu and bacon flu, according to Wikipedia. Now we call it H1N1 Flu so people wonít be afraid to buy pork like they were to buy beef during the Mad Cow thing. Mad Cow is now the code word for Alzheimerís, by the way.
Iím mainly bored by it since I donít think it will affect me or mine. It is an ďout thereĒ disease. Like SARS. SARS happened far away. And it was preventable by standard hygiene practices.
Swine flu, fly away.