This entry is also in compensation for skipping the Obama commentary:

Obama, Yo momma. I could care less.

Swine Flu…Whine Flu:

You realize this was intentionally released? Not quite a biological weapon. My theory is:

1) The country is bored (which is arguable, considering the shiteous economy and presidential hoopla).

2) A governmental reminder that indeed they have serious business to attend and, by God!, they will prove they're completely capable of handling an epidemic.

3) They truly can't harness the situation and, by Jove!, they will manipulate the media to ensure they don't lose the faith of the masses.