April 6, 2020
In theory, the house should be clean by now. I have devised the following schedules: rage-clean (1.5 days with almost no sleep), sensible clean (3.5 days with minimal sleep), and deep clean (5–6 days with proper sleep). These come in handy when someone from abroad is coming home. Almost 4 weeks in this lockdown and yes, yep, yah! In theory, the house should be freakishly clean by now. Thing is, it's not! Nope, not even close. There's basic sanitation, sure. But we're coming out of this lockdown the same way we went in. Yup uh-huh.