April 5, 2004
Many winners are just big losers. They fought a losing battle valiently. They went down with the ship and their corpses floated while others got eaten by sharks or sank to the bottom to get tangled in seaweed. I prefer to drink martinis and watch my midriff bulge, sing ditties, tell off challengers, cry because I can't ride a horse, sleep when I should be working with my face in chocolate pudding, work with my face in chocolate pudding? I'm not sure what that means but who cares. Feed pigeons and let them poop on my shoulder. Diddle dee dum.