July 5, 2006
Yes, it matters. I don't care how great the kiss was. Her husband and his best friend stripped and jumped into the pool, unknowingly watched. Pathetic was her crude description. Sorry, small, belittling, emasculating words. Was it at least thick, because maybe it can be worked around? Nope. Not packing anything. Next time we meet, I'll be staring at his mid region as if I see the little thing right through his pants and boxers. I'll let him put his tongue in my mouth, but that's all he'll stick inside me. Size does matter since I only get one try.