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April 8, 2007
I was at the UN this afternoon and outside the Security Council chambers I got cornered by this guy with crazy white hair. He cried, "It's terrible! It's simply terrible! Four of my pseudoscientists friends and I have formed twenty panels, meaning we are a hundred strong, and we've discovered that three-headedness will be sweeping the planet! Yes, that's what I said! It's coming, I tell you! Three-headedness! Three-headedness! Everywhere! Everyone will have three heads! It's a crisis! We must act now! Three-headedness! Three-headedness! Aren't you alarmed? Three-headedness!"

I said, "That is alarming. Will you show me your evidence?"

"No!"